Friday, January 28, 2005


When I walked in the door last night, I was welcomed with the most offensive smell - some kind of half decayed cheese had been cooked. It was so strong that I could smell it down the stairwell on the way up to the apartment, and it had leeched into my room even with the door shut. I had to open all the windows in the house, burn incense and say three 'Hail Marys' to exorcise the smell.

But after all the smell had gone, she still hadn't cleaned the stove top which is still covered in grated cheese.

Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;

Again she stunk the house out, and then didn't clean up her mess she made.

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Dismantled bin

This morning my flat mate decided to empty the trash, and actually take the rubbish out of the house for a change. Congratulations! But wait, don't get your hopes up that she may have reformed her usual ways. Removing the garbage from the bin AND putting a new bin liner in, and putting the lid on, seems simply too much work. Instead it's much easier to just leave the lid of the bin split into two seperate pieces, strewn across the living room floor, with no new bin liner placed in the bin cavity and then just LEAVE. Words can't express my sheer frustration living with this fucking moron.

Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;

No concept of what is involved in emptying a bin.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Not again

I don't like to repeat reasons why my flat mate pisses me off, but she has just walked from the shower to her room leaving a trail of water through the house - right in front of my face, AGAIN. I can't believe it. And for those of you wondering, yes, she did have a bath robe on (thank god).

Today's reason my flat mate pisses me off;

She made a brazen stroll from the shower to her room leaving a trail of water behind her, and in my presence, again.

Did you know?

Her room is such a catastrophe, you can not see the floor, hence her floor hasn't been swept or vacuumed in at least 5 months.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Smelly fridge

One of the disadvantages of my flatmate's smelly cooking is that she often doesn't finish eating the food, wich ends up being put in the fridge. That's fine, except she usually doesn't put the food into a air-tight container, or properly cover the plate/bowl with cling-wrap. The consequence is the fridge and its contents end up smelling disgusting.

Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;

She stinks out the fridge with her poorly sealed food containers.

Sunday, January 23, 2005


My flatmate has been sick again recently, well actually for the past 2 weeks. Now normally, this isn't something that upsets me, it's just a fact of life that people you live with get sick, and there is a risk that you will get it. Unfortunately I too have become sick.

There is a chance I caught my cold from another source, but I'm always careful to wash my hands after using public transport, the toilet and all the rest of the places where you might pick up bugs. And this is the second time I've been sick since I moved in, and before moving into the house I'd not had a cold/flu/respiratory infection in many years.

Which brings me back to the introduction. People get sick. Some times there isn't much you can do about it. But when your flatmate's personal hygine is sub-nominal, and she is always going through stages of being sick, and I too all of a sudden start getting sick more frequently, it makes me angry that her inability to maintain to keep clean means that I get sick. Grrrr....

Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;

She is always getting sick because of her poor hygine, which invariably means I also get sick.