Smelly fridge
One of the disadvantages of my flatmate's smelly cooking is that she often doesn't finish eating the food, wich ends up being put in the fridge. That's fine, except she usually doesn't put the food into a air-tight container, or properly cover the plate/bowl with cling-wrap. The consequence is the fridge and its contents end up smelling disgusting.
Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;
She stinks out the fridge with her poorly sealed food containers.
Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;
She stinks out the fridge with her poorly sealed food containers.
posted at 15:48
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I came back from Christmas break in college to find that my roommate had spilled a half-gallon of milk in the fridge weeks before and had failed to clean it up. Not just the kitchen, but the entire first floor of the house, smelled like spoiled milk. AND SHE STILL HAD FOOD IN THERE. Sadly, that was only the 3rd most disgusting thing she did while we lived together...
A fun things to do to your flatmate:
1. Put a little bit of powered milk in her bed. As she sweats it will turn rancid.
2. Buy copies of her clothes 2 sizes too small and sew in tags from her normal size.
3. get rid of a sock now and then.
4. write on her when she's asleep.
5. record her phone conversations and then send her the tapes in the mail.
6. write "I see you dead" on the mirror with a slightly bit of soap (not enough to see). When she steams up the shower wa-la .... your message to her.
You don't anything about smelly flatmates-- how about one that doesn't do laundry for 3 months and leaves his clothes to mildew!
The fridge thing is pretty common and incredibly annoying. What made my lazy flatmate so crap is that she'd come home every sunday night having spent the weekend at her parents getting her mum to wash her clothes and feed her, armed with packed lunches, and homemade dinners to last her the week. Apparently cooking for yourself is just too hard for a 21 year old. Anyway, three weeks later, these same packed meals would still be in the fridge, growing fungis and stinking out everything, including the month old milk still in there from the one time she actually paid for something.
The fridge was unusable. But who complained about it the most? Her ofcourse. The fridge at her parents house was always clean, why wasn't ours?
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Now, I'm not sure if anyone that reads this blog is familiar with Spokane, Washington or not. In north-eastern Spokane is this area called Hillyard. Hillyard is the home to the rednecks, inbreds and whitetrash of Spokane. I lived in Hillyard with an ex-boyfriend and two roommates (well, actually three, they had a baby) for six months when I was in college.
My female roommate was the worst. A full time stay at home mom, yet still only a child herself (a 17 year old), would absolutely refuse to do anything when it came to cleaning or caring for her kid (she even stopped breastfeeding a week after her kid was born because "it wasted her time". Anyway, she would constantly spill things in the fridge, and not clean them up, Then, she began putting her and her boyfriends name on food THAT I HAD PURCHASED. In addition, she would change her nasty little son, and leave the diapers - completely open - on the kitchen counters, literally inches away from where food was to be made. In addition to that, she would take her child's shit-covered clothes and throw them on the kitchen floor, where my dog could eat them. I moved out a month before the lease was up, and the landlords said they wouldn't renew the lease if I wasn't living there (hahaha! homeless fucks!!!). When the lease was up, they bailed before the landlord could nail them, and the 4+ month buildup of rotted food in the fridge caused the landlord to seal the fridge shut, and junk it.
Oh, how I regret not ripping the bitches head off and shitting down her neck when I had the chance.
What a bunch of gutless backstabbing wonders you all are? get a reality check you were part of the problem by not sorting out your flatmates after the first few episodes of that sort of carry on. Get a life you all probably had dirty disgusting habits as well>>>>>
I got back from 4 weeks out of town. My roommate did not take the garbage out at all during that time, instead it is all in the kitchen, in the middle of the floor. The kitchen smells like rotted food.
Speaking of food storage, FAT-USELESS-LONG-HAIRED-ALCOHOLIC-FUCK-TARD (tm) - my ex-flatmate has and interesting concept of hygenic food storage. He seems to think that it's perfectly acceptable in a share household in which everyone shares the kitchen to leave certain items of food on the stove, overnight, actually until the next evening for latter consumption. Let me elaborate, he'd cook rice and leave it in the saucepan on the stove until the next evening and still declare it edible! Did I actually just type that? We were a little dumbfounded by this behavior when he first moved in and conducted an experiment: How long could FAT-USELESS-LONG-HAIRED-ALCOHOLIC-FUCK-TARD (tm) leave rice on the stove in a saucepan and keep eating it.
Unfortunately we weren't strong enough to endure being greeted by old rice in the kitchen on the third morning and made an executive decision to throw it out. When he surfaced from his foul little nest, he asked "...if we'd seen his rice?". He actually still asked where his rice had gone on at least the next 5 occasions after I threw out his old rice. Eventually he figured out that this was not acceptable in a share household.
I also saw him do the same thing with a pizza from the oven. Bear in mind that we live in subtropical Australia where overnight temperatures are quite often 25C (let alone day temperatures up to 38C!!), perfect apparently for long term cooked rice and pizza storage.
so is it better to live on your own? my mums moving to lake district after summer ill have to live on my own if i want to stay here which i do. Im only 16 well ill be 17 then and my friends officly wont be able to stay round constantly (also I'm scared of ending up like that guy from skins ie throw lots of parties everything trashed, eventually no furniture, then random ppl sleeping in my bath) so I was thinking of getting a flatmate. but it sounds now like its not soo good. would i be better of just dealing with every other night on my own during the school week then i can at least do what i want?
This is my very first time living out of home and out of my country. I'm currently flatting with two kiwis and seems to be that it's not gonna be easy. Apparently, things work in a very strange way around here. First i noticed the carpet was getting dusty, so i decided to do some vacuuming and help with some work around the flat. Then, one of my flatmates left his dirty dishes for several days out of the dishwasher... which i didn't mind and washed them in case he didn't have any time because of he's busy student life (...). Some days ago i noticed that even being gentle and caring of the place where the 3 of us live wasn't enough to make them see that the only person that was doing the flat stuff was me. They don't even bother helping. So i had this little talk with one of them just to make sure that anyone noticed that the flat is not gonna be clean by rubbing a magic lamp to release Mr Orange to do all the cleaning. The response that i got was that things in nz doesn't work into dividing tasks and separating stuff in the fridge (not even for respect). Doing stuff for other people as ''charity'' will help you in the way that you will receive assistance from others in the future... which i think is bullshit by the fact that the only thing one of my flatmates does is taking out the rubish.
All i have to say is that my room seems to be the only humanly living place of the flat now that I'm not part anymore of the active cleaning brigade until someone puts some hands to work.
C'est la vie... mais, Je ne peux plus rien pour toi.
I'm reading your blog, and I can't help but wonder if we have the same roommate. I just moved in with mine a couple of months ago, and she has already committed most of the same atrocities. Either that or it's someone very similar, regrettably.
After christmas Hols, me and two of my housemates came back to find the kitchen full of flies - our packet-pasta housemate (who was on human behaviour for about four weeks before slipping back into being inbred and raised not in a barn but in an outhouse), who had stayed back for a couple of days with one of his mates, hadn't emptied the bins before he left, and he blames us because we hadn't helped him clean up before he left!!! We'd cleaned up our stuff before we left, so it was only his uneaten food rotting in the bin. When the bin gets full because he has his tarded stoner mates around, he doesn't empty it (which takes about 2 seconds tops), he takes the bag full of rotting food and his DARNED muller yoghurt pots out of the bin and puts it on the floor under the table until someone else (me) takes it out.
I'm going to stop at the kitchen hygeine, because otherwise I'll end up going downstairs and bashing his head in with his rotten onions that he left on top of the fridge over easter.
The consequence is the fridge and its contents end up smelling disgusting.
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