Stinky bathroom
Our bathroom has a can of air freshener conveniently located next to the toilet, so in the event of any hostile stench that remains after taking a shit, you can spray the room so subsequent persons who use the bathroom don't have to enjoy the smell of what you ate a day ago. The bathroom window is also readily accessible should odours persist. But performing these tasks is far too much effort for my flatmate. I've learned (the hard way) to wait a good half an hour before entering the bathroom after she has used it.
Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;
Not clearing the air in the bathroom after taking a disgustingly smelly shit.
posted at 14:08
33 Comments:
Brilliant. I don't know whether it's reassuring or frightening to learn that there are other people who go through the same thing as me. Some people really are such disgusting fucks, and I didn't realise this before I came to University.
My flatmate's current Same T-Shirt count: 8 days
My flatmate's Same T-Shirt count record: 14 days.
I don't know about you, but the smell of human waste combined with air freshner is more foul than the odour itself!
got the same problem with my husband hehe... but it's ok, i love everything about him, even his shit's odour. ^_^
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It's to funny because it's so sad. (keep calling them flatmates I like it), Maybe you should tell your flatmates about how you post everything they do on the internet and perhaps they will be incouraged through public embarrasment to stop?
WTF.. My Post was removed ??
So you can't say ISLAMISTS on the googleblogs huh..?? Talk about censorship !
Bob The Gallery Blogger
Hmm.. or was it the bad smell part ? *lol*
;o)
Bob The Gallery Blogger
lol Angie. Thats probably what we all think. hahaha
Just shove her head through your pc screen, press delete and for crying out loud, stop nagging. But you didn't get this from me.
FAQ? Little did you consider that perhaps I might not be as amused as yourself by your daily diatribes. You find my long showers excessive; my dishwashing abilities are discredited (you should let your audience know that prior to moving in with me that you did not know what a fork was, and to this day, you have no concept what a napkin is)you've mentioned the "smell of the bathroom" hmm... suspicious how you convientently appear at the bathroom door when I exist. How do you spell 'fetish'. Be that as it may, perhaps it's time for you to move on. How do you spell 'YMCA'?
I must both thank you and apologize. What's going on with your roomate is funny and I must say it makes me laugh for at least a few seconds during my day. And I apologize for laughing at your problems, I know how you feel. Imagine it's about 4am you go in the dark to pee and when you sit you discover, as you fall in, that someone forgot to put the seat down.
For what it's worth, I understand and empathize with your plight. I too have an annoying roomate but the difference is that I'm terrified of her... I cower in the corner of my room and fear her entry. She enters, of course, and begins her depressing monologue about her suicidal life and depression... why must I listen? Because I'm trapped. Trapped in the corner... and trapped by the scars on her wrist.
my husband does the same thing and when i ask him to use the air freshener he says the toilet smells like roses and doesn't need it. he loves the smell of his own shit. i don't.
What is worse is when someone smokes and takes a dump at the same time. You get arsenic and ass poisoning at the same time!
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anonymous is right, smell of crap coupled with air freshener stinks even more! lighting a match usually works...
We have incense matches that we keep in the bathroom for just this purpose. You can get them at hippie stores. Check online, too.
I hate the way air freshener smells combined with poop aroma. Incense matches are a great way to go.
Keep your flatmate. If you didn't have her you'd have no reason for writing the best blog out there.
Fight fire with fire! 9 bean curry from the "Nepalese Kitchen" on a fridaynight will be 90,000 bean exodus on the sunday morning. In 9 alotments. Remove any airfresh aids and revenge is sweet...smelling. But get your timing right or your work colleges on monday will want to bury your alive in a kitty litter tray.
Fight fire with fire! 9 bean curry from the "Nepalese Kitchen" on a fridaynight will be 90,000 bean exodus on the sunday morning. In 9 alotments. Remove any airfresh aids and revenge is sweet...smelling. But get your timing right or your work colleges on monday will want to bury you alive in a kitty litter tray.
I totally understand.I used to live with a girl who sheds more hair then my golden retriever and trust me...my dog is a shedder!!!And ahost of other stuff that dives me bananas(either that or i'm anal):)
This will work if your flatmate is a bimbo...
box of matches placed instead, tell her that if she can make that two matches get stick together while they are burning, she can make a wish...
I agree with everyone who's mentioned the match solution, nothing works better.
Have you ever though of taking a dump on her face when she's sleeping? Thats how I got my sister to stop taking my DVD's
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You people are very gross. I don't know how you can be so amused by this. I am only 13 but I am pretty sure I am smarter than most of you.
Your flatmate must be higly gifted to shit like that and leave you with the stench. Man, you are lucky to have her.
My flatmate has her own bathroom, but never closes the door. She manages to smell up the whole apartment with her smelly shit.
Foul. My drunken trollop of a former flatmate used to leave her used tampons on the bathroom bench after an evening of piss drinking and general scuttishness. I would find them the following morning looking like mutilated mice dying! (My boyfriend is reading this and gagging as I write) For Gods sake GET OUT NOW!
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This boy (Odinpatrick) is a neo-nazi
Whats the story guys? Just come across this site, brilliant. I moved in with a "good" mate about 5 months ago. Since we have moved in, he hasnt bought any and i mean any cleaning products (mops, brush, sponges, washing up liquid, floor cleaner, shower gel, he doesnt need toothpaste he doesnt brush his teeth d knacker) I have bought it all, iv asked him to buy stuff, he says yeah. Doesnt buy them, so I say right il get it in the shop on the way home you give me the money when i get in.. Always has a excuse about oweing money (He currently also owes me $316 get to that a lil later) so he doesnt pay. He never mops up, (once maybe) we have dogs so the floor has to be cleaned 3 times a week. He throws his plates and shit in the sink, thinks they will clean themselves. Eats my food, Then goes down to his ma and scabs money and food off her!! He got a loan out with a bank in town, not really a bank tho..they call around and collect money every sat.. kinda legalised loan sharks? He locks the door all day sat, he got me and visitors to answer it before to say hes not in! The rent was going out of my bank account (soon had to stop that, wonder why?) every week, so he would give me the money on friday.. so he said.. I had to stop it coming out of the bank account. Now the landlord calls down every 2 weeks for it. He has owed me money for rent for 4 months, every week he is "broke". Also i get a bit of smoke (pot) he owed me money for it so i didnt give him any, anymore. He now gets his girlfriend and friends to ask me for some until next week!! What a fucking asshole? I also payed the whole deposit when moving in. Help me get this fucker back, and any tips on dealing with it are welcome. Iv got a lil bit of revenge myself ;-)
Simple. When living with others, do unto them as they do unto you.
They dont wanna clean up? Use a space in the kitchen and leave the rest.
Dont empty the rubbish? Leave the rubbish to rot.
They got no money? Tough!
I can SO relate to this. Except mine tends to leave anything that doesn't flush as a *present* for the next unfortunate soul who walks in... including his gf. *Shudders*
love the post lol cause stink shit automatically makes me mad,you do kno that when some1 farts shit particals go into the air hw sick is that so stuff that stink flatm8s sucks to b you, so nxt time shes around and thur r a few m8 around start bring up things you hate starting the conversation off, every1 will start saying what they hate then say what your worst is being people who dont air th place out after having stink shit ect shell gt the hint!
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