Who would have thought
I woke up this morning and went to make some breakfast.. I wasn't feeling that hungry so I decided I would just have some toast but when it came time to butter my toast, I opened my margarine container, to find an excessive amount of bread crumbs and rasberry jam. I asked my flatmate if she had done this, but she denied it. That's funny when she is only person in the apartment who eats rasberry jam.
Today's reason my flatmate pisses me off;
Using my margarine, contaminating it, and then denying the event ever took place.
posted at 23:09
36 Comments:
Hahahaha
u make me laugh and i really love your blog bitching about your flatmate. ever considering kicking her out?
I love the pictures you put up :)
That's pretty awful. The WORST is when one cannot butter their toast!
I've just recently stumbled across your blog, and I have to say, I LOVE it. Thank you for the many laughs!
Truly,
Insanity Infusion
I got myself a new roommate today. I hope he is different.
Hey this is just fucking hilarious. I had a roommate once who NEVER showered, and stank like sidewalk vomit on a hot day. Now he's making someone else's life miserable. God help them.
I had a roomate once who used my bar soap, left her pubic hairs on it, and when I confronted her about it she denied it, So then after about five min. with back and forth bitching w/her, she finally said she did it, because she never used soap before...it was quite gross...i told her to keep the soap.
Have you watched a show in Fox named Keen Eddie? Because if no t you should do it, just remember that sometimes love borns from hate...
Lady, you are a real hoot! You have enough material here for a standup comedy routine that could last for weeks! But I can say I would be scared to live with you--you are just TOO good!
To Doc NOS:
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the apartment..." Don't gloat too soon, dude--you will one day meet the roomate that is just as diligent at making your life a hell on earth as you are at doing it to him. Actually, with your attitude, I hope he will be BETTER than you! You deserve it.
You know, this ditz is so dense that you are probably able to sit at the computer and do this blog about her while she is watching and she would never catch on! Doh!
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i think this is great! what you're doing here... i love it.. there is nothing worst than a crumber-upper!! power to ya! :) i've also been there so many times i choose to block it out of my mind!
Interesting blog :)
I feel for you! I also have had the 'pleasure' of enjoying extra crumbs with my butter but I just couldn't live with flatmates who could not clean the toaster. The smell of crumbs burning and smoke was enough to make the neighbors call the fire department. But not the B@$t@rd in the next room whose breakfast was burning! Grrrrr
Ahhh, it feels so good to let that out! Thanks muchly for the vent. Looking forward to many more! (Unless you move - good luck)
Regards from NZ
Definetely a bad start to the day when you can't even count on breakfast to be drama free...
This is a great blog, very funny, and one of the few that I read consistently. Thanks for the laughs and good luck with the roomie!
I sympathize with you perfectly. I will now mimic you on my own blog. Thank you for the inspiration in our mutual miseries.
mwaaaahahahahaaaaaa!!!
Yesssss... Kill the bitch in her sleep.
OK, this is what you can do for revenge: Drink the juice of the black cherry on a day when both of you are stuck at home. A liter or so should do the trick. Girl, you will have nasty gas galore. Eye-watering noxious fumes! Yeah, it'll be horrible for you, but worse for her. And it'll be worth it. Oh yeah....if you eat vegetable soup --canned or homeade-- in conjunction with drinking the juice of the black cherry, it'll intensify the reading on the Smell-O-Meter.
Margarine is vile, the raspberry jam can only help.
Get Butter immediately...and when she f*cks that up kick her out.
I just cant believe all this that I am reading! You guys rock! I love this blog! Keep on blogging you poor thing, at least you can get things off your chest here and you are not winging to anyone who can backstab YOU!!! Oh god that would be terrible, to have someone backstab you! :\ lol
I don't envy your position but I can relate to your stories. It reminds me of several flatties that I have had. I must tell you that I am going to share some interesting stories of my current flat mate. I hope you don't mind but I got the idea from you. My flat mate is a hooker and you can see me updating the blogg with info regurarely at http://livewithapro.blogspot.com/2005/02/pretty-woman.html . Come past and cheeck it out in the next few days when I have posted some good materials, i promise that you wont be disappointed :) Maybe we could swap flatties :)
Ha! Your blog reminds me so much of a flatmate of mine from hell during my uni days.....good luck and I do hope you won't tear your hair out! They're just too dim-witted to take any hints (directly or indirectly!!).
I dont like stuff in my spread, and I dont like it played in...be neat and smooth it out, dont leave the tub like you stuck your fork in it...
I am married to the roomate from helll he thinks Im weird... but this site tells me Im sane and hes goofy.
Interesting Blog, indeed :)
Wud try 2 come back here again... Your blog does remind me of my hostel life when i used to hate my roommates for similar disgusting reasons...
:)) Your blog does bring smiles n laughter...
I have deep sympathies 4 you, lady . ..
I empathize with you regarding crumb-spreading roommates. My flatmate has all these rules about cleaning, yet he goes on and makes whatever mess he wants, and it's fine because after he commutes home from work "he's tired and doesn't have time to clean up." Needless to say, one day, enough of his crumbs accumulated in MY toaster oven that he set it on fire. What does the smart-alec do then? He unplugs it and takes it to our bathtub and runs the shower over it. I come home to a wet smoldering toaster oven in my bathroom. He sits there denying that he made the mess that started the fire in the first place (never mind he used the toaster oven twice a day and my other flatmate and I very rarely). Sometimes I really I hate my flatmate.
I also JUST NOW experienced the "Who the hell ate my butter?" situation. So, I can also commiserate. However, be thankful that you only live with one roommate... I have three. And two of them... ohmy. Currently, we have one who SWEARS she's pregnant... however... no one believes her as SHE'S STILL ON HER PERIOD and of course, insists on leaving used sanitary napkins sit in the trashcan FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. Can the good roommate and I come live with you? We could put our bad roommates in a trailer together... and they could suffer a tragic fire.
In the vein of toast in the butter (which happens to me constantly despite his three tubs of butter in the fridge as well...), I got in a fight with my roommate over the toaster. It was mine, never used it. My roommate made toast twice a day and in two years never cleaned it. In an attempt to prevent bugs, I threw is out only to get harrassed for disposing my own, ruined property. I should move out and take the new one he bought...
Are you sure there isn't sexual tension because you would really like to sleep with her but find the repercussions of such an event too burdensome? I have a boss who annoys the hell out of me for various reasons and i think, i just might, be slightly attracted to him in a purely sexual way
this is THE funnies!
I had the pleasure of living in England for a year, and I, too, had an annoying flatmate. It even involved butter. This guy was either stupid or simply oblivious to the location of his food in the refrigerator. He constantly ate my butter. Completely pissed me off. I finally wrote in the butter with a toothpick "stop eating my butter."
Jeez.
Thank you for a good laugh when I was feeling bored! I don't care if it's all true or not, it's very very funny and so are most of the comments - keep on keeping on!
But I do know that living with horrible grotty inconsiderate etc etc people is not funny at the time & I'm SO glad I live alone except for my cat & except for when my house becomes a Safe House for women & kids escaping family violence.
I completely sympathise with you! These things are common courtesy issues. For one, they shouldn't really need to be told not to do this stuff in the first place, and two if they are like my flat mates, they still do it after you've asked them nicely not to.
What do we have to do? kill the mother f*#@?!s?!
To all who are moaning about the moaner...things like this, however trivial they may seem, can make people snap! Especially if they are repeatedly happening!
So, why don't we all try harder to avoid incidents like "virginia tech" and "columbine"?!
Sorry guys but I can beat you hands down with my crazy ass flat mate! Some of the things he does are comical, some annoying and others just plain baffling. Highlights include:
1.Regularly catching him bashing one off to babestation. He also leaves it on that channel so I know he's been doing it (not too bright). This is on his break from watching golf, horse racing, cricket and all the other boring sports.
2. Cannot blow up an electric air bed.
3. leaves the oven on and then says its OK as it doesn't heat up any more!
4. Stinks to high heaven on a regular basis.
5. According to him the most exciting thing that has happened to him in months is growing tomatoes in our city flat (He also took more pictures of the tomatoes than he did in Las Vegas!)
6. Uses stuff he knows does not belong to him (food, toiletries etc. Also uses my spare bedding when he has friends over then expects me to wash it).
7. Takes my towel out the bathroom and into his room when mine is a different make to his.
8. Puts washing tablets into the washing machine rather than the draw so there is constantly conjured mushy powder shit round the door of the washing machine.
9. Makes a big thing about putting the dish washer on when it is only half full.
10. Oh and he gets to watch what he wants on the TV all the time despite sharing the sky subscription. Very selfish individual.
Let me know if I am unreasonable in being annoyed!
I once had a flatmate who, instead of talking to me about how they feel on various small issues, memorised them and posted them on the internet. It was written to read as though i were insensitive and uncivilised, whitewashing over the fact that the flatmate was a total nut job and unworthy of mature himan company. How annoying!
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