Digusting food
1. It must contain cheese
2. It must contain a shitload of grease and oil
3. If it's not fried, then deep fried
4. It must smell absolutely dreadful
5. There must be a tonne of it
6. Must use all available utensils in the house to prepare
7. Only to be eaten with fingers, in front of the television, with smelly feet on the couch
8. Preferably drips over the person eating it, the couch and the floor
posted at 13:48
39 Comments:
This person could be my mother...Just wait, high cholesterol will knock her off in about 20 years if she doesn't change.
Will is a dick.
I think I used to live this this flatmate of yours. Jesus! Do you live in San Francisco? Is her name Kelley?
If so watch out or she'll ruin all of your pots and pans with all of that frying, tell you not to feed your dog anything but raw meat because "that's what they are supposed to eat", call the cops on you for demanding that she pay the rent or move out saying she felt threatened on the 2nd day of the month, then take you to court because she thinks you overcharged her for the brief period of time that she lived there and because she thinks that she deserves her deposit back because she moved "most of her stuff" out on the 2nd without paying rent for that month.
fucker.
Dear Blogger,
For your sake, I hope things are not as bad as you say they are. Several of your postings have made me laugh out loud. You are very good at writing humor (I know the situation is not funny; but the way you describe the events IS funny!) Dare I say.....I look forward to more.
willio72 is so concerned about john wasting time and whingeing that he wastes his own time and whines back.
good effort.
While kicking the yanks is always good sport - so frequently both justified and fun - which is always a good combo, I'm fairly confident that John is not actually one of them.
I accuse you, willio72, of being a bleating cow.
omg, that sounds so disgusting, you made my stomach contents start moving around...think they were really to hurl out my mouth
Simple answer: Move
The question you need to ask yourself is, "how much do I value a serene home environment?".
If it's as bad as all that, kick out the freaks, eat the extra dollars and get a place for yourself.
Keeping your sanity is undervalued.
mmmm, american food. I do agree on must contain cheese. But the rest of the stuff? gross! Give it to me without the grease! and a fork. must have a fork. Great blog though. it rocks.
God! giac...hey will sucks...really enjoy ur blog...i`ll be chekin`it out...
jesus! this is funny shit... keep it up!
What makes me laugh is the people posting for you to shut up and move out, they're the ones reading it .. you'd think if it bothered them so much they would just move on :-) Everyone needs a punching bag .. and everyone needs a release ... good on ya :-)
Someone stated that in 20 years your flatmate will drop off due to high-cholesteral problems. Seems to me that 20 years is just too long to wait. Why do you continue to live there? Just to keep your blog interesting?
Sounds like my house mates. 5 of the little student buggers. I work, so it seems its my responsibility to sort things out in the house, such as broken washing machines and the like.
BTW, where do you get these amazing 50s images? I've been hunting for ones like them for years!
The images are awesome.
The stories are interesting.
The flatmate is hateful.
Why dont you change your flat or kick her out?
Oh my God. Thank you! I'm not alone. I was starting to think it was all in my head. I think I have experienced all of these things. Most things I just try to ignore but like yourself in previous posts it's the almost burning down the house and leaving every single door and window open all day that gets me! Why can't people just be more considerate about other people around them?!
omg. try going to boarding school. then you have 40 flatmates. all next to you. shudder.
interesting
you are not alone:)Similar food-problems in our house in Iceland. You can read about our life in our blog:)
I agree with Donna
"donna said...
Either drop her on her bum and forget about it OR fight fire with fire."
Fight fire with fire!
You should go out get yourself several pounds of cheese, mix it with heavy cream, and wonderbread; drop it in a vat of boiling-hot crisco, and then slop it all over yourself in the hopes that some of it might fall in your mouth.
That'll show her.
Americans don't have flatmates, they have roommates.
Who cares if this person wants to complain about their flatmate. It's cheaper than therapy and at least she didn't blow her head off or anything else illegal.
First awesome blog.
Second, is your flatmate hot?
No, not at all.
You might like my (non) blog.
But first, can you please, read THIS and vote for "Jodi & Andrew"?
This has to be the funniest blog I have ever read. I think the people who are critical of your blog probably feel some guilt because they relate with your flatmate.
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I can completely sympathize with you. Some people should never be aloud to live on their own, atleast not without their mommies around to clean up after them although my ex roommates mother lived next door and had a key,so you can't begin to imagine the insanity of that.
Simply brilliant. Will you marry me?
That's unacceptable, you need to lay down the rules!
You must be living with Jabba-The-Butt!
Dude, you need to sign up with Google AdSense. You're sitting on a goldmine. Well...okay, maybe it's more like a sofa that always has a bunch of change under the cushins. Great blog, sir!
Oh Lord, uncontrolled sloppiness is automatically associated with us Americans? That's hilarious!
-pc
Oh wait, no, COMPLAINING is automatically associated with us Americans?
That's not hilarious, that's just true.....
-pc
Am I the only one to be amazed that the offending flatmate is FEMALE?!
Perhaps I am merely conforming to stereotypes [rolls eyes] but I have two sisters, and I was always the one making the mess... I've shared an all-guy kitchen where the rule was: leave your dirty dishes on the side: when someone wants to use one, they can wash it up.
At least that way you always ate off clean crockery...
Am I the only one wondering why this person hasn't either asked the stupid cow to move or moved himself?
My flatmate last year used to tell me he's going to wank over my bed every time I went out for the night. Many times I'd wake up wondering if that wet patch was my dribble or his, er... 'dribble'.
Interesting blog, I suppose it would be less entertaining for us if you resolved your issues, so I'll keep my next thought to myself.
Hey! Cheese rocks!
Obviously you have better things to do than learn how to spell, learn how to use correct grammar and write without 'Caps Lock' on.
Dear Will,
Before you make brash generalizations about a person's nationality, you might want to read close enough to see that this person does not use American English. The term "flatmate" in the blog title might have clued you in.
You fucking Kiwi bastard.
You lot sound like my flatmates,
Moan Moan Moan Moan. I am 20 yrs old living with 9 other students in halls of residence in the uk
the [erson who origionaly posted this comment needs to chill.
R U guys american. seems like an american thing to moan about(no offence intended)
I live in constant dirt. cooking shit in our kitchen is growing mold on it and i get woken up EVERY night at about 3 o clock with drunk students coming home.
U think u have it bad living with someone who cooks unhealthy meals . That is just silly.
I have an exam in the morning witch will determine wether i can stay on my course and get a degree and ive been woken up at 3 o clock uk time. my exam is at 8 in the morning. stop moaning and live your life!!!!!!!!!. and you have it bad??? I need to earn 5 grand a year to pay for accomodation and student fees on a part time job. then i need to find more money to eat and get clothes do washing pay bills.
STOP YOUR FOOKIN MOANING
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