Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Congratulations! You're a winner!


Today's prize for the World's Stupidest Flatmate goes to you, for using an oven mitt to turn 'chicken fingers' (in the process filthifying the mitt), instead of using the pair of tongs that were in the drawer!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe something as anal as this could accomodate your needs:
http://www.habiter-autrement.org/14.juridique/03_legis.htm

3:12 AM, February 01, 2005  
Blogger Zendecks said...

I'm afraid it's too late for that. I should probably have started with this;
http://www.humourwriter.com/published/theflatmatefromhelldetectiontest.shtml

3:55 AM, February 02, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A former roommate of mine once used my oven mit as a grease strainer for some sausage she'd fried. Oh the horror as she placed the soggy mit in the utensil drawer...

3:20 PM, February 02, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My roommate used to regularly use our oven mitts and dish towels to soak excess grease off of her food. (She also used to scramble eggs in MY non-stick pan with a metal fork...)

9:39 PM, February 02, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny experience. My roommate clogged up the bathroom once, and couldn't find the plunger, so she kept trying to flush the toilet to get rid of the clog, and the toilet ending up overflowing the entire bathroom. Meanwhile, the plunger was just chilling next to the sink. Muahaha. *Sigh*. You gotta love your roommates. They provide some sort of entertainment.

9:50 PM, February 02, 2005  
Blogger Lisa Ganda said...

okay...this one had me giggling out loud...very cute in a ditzy sort of way (though I suppose annoying.)

8:14 AM, February 03, 2005  
Blogger xstek said...

OMIGOSH...our lost daughter is found.

Please keep her...

12:47 PM, February 03, 2005  
Blogger introspectre said...

This is obviously my old housemate. I'm very sorry. I probably should have just duct taped her to the wall and let her starve.
That was my original plan.
Now she's loose on the world.
My apologies.

2:05 PM, February 03, 2005  
Blogger Kristina Bustamante said...

This is the funniest blog I've seen to date. I sympathize with you, though. Got a bitchy roomie of my own, who acts like she's the queen of the apartment. I hate how she treats my other roomie. Some people are just not meant to live with other people, seriously...

1:14 AM, February 04, 2005  
Blogger . : Sneddy : . said...

My poor limey friend, I must offer just one bit of advice:

Kick this dumb bitch in the cunt and ride her downhill like a ski...

I smypathize, I have had some truly horrid roommates in my time...many of their bodies have still not been found ;)

5:23 AM, February 04, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I share your pain. What my resident cow lacked in common sense she made up for in pretension. To say that she had as much intelligence and talent in her whole being as a pig has in its ass, would be unfair to the pig. I am sure that her stupidity is Chinese water torture for all people unlucky enough to be around her longterm.

2:36 PM, February 06, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about that: my flatmate decided to have a barbecue one day and since she has never lived alone until now (30 years old but almost like a 13)she decided to wash the grill in the bath, with clothes detergent!! I did not go to ther barbecue to risk to be poisoned....

8:52 AM, October 11, 2005  
Blogger hgill said...

Argh this always happens to me!! My flatmate ( a male, no offence but i don't know any females -apart from your flatmate- that do this sort of thing) used the tea towel to turn a pizza that was in the oven ( without a cooking tray or anything under the pizza to catch the crumbs). The tea towel was filthy, but seeing as I am the only one who seems to wash the tea towels in the house, it just wasn't his problem, right??!

12:23 PM, November 23, 2008  
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