A triumvirate of grief

- I found my nail clippers today. I didn't know I'd lost them. Now that I do, I don't think I want them back. Oh - and I found them in the lounge room. I shudder to think what uncollected detritus remains in the carpet. Primitive mountebank whichever is responsible. Degenerate.
- There is shit all through the fucking kitchen. For christ's sake people. You are a disgrace, a dual-core fuck-up of sensational performance. Learn to shut the fucking fridge door!!! And why the fascination with pig-fat in little jars, you decrepit bastards?
- Shoes, bags, kites, bottles of water, more bags, mail, more shoes, CDs, coffee cups (apparently we own an impressive fucking variety and quantity of coffee cups), banana peel, scarves, sweaters, newspapers, bags, bags, how many lap-top bags?, handbags, man-bags - fuck the fucking bags! And a single boot. This is a census of the floor of the communal space in the Habitat.
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Unfortunately I don't understand, if you're grousing so much about your flatmate, why don't you just evict them and live by yourself? And then the only thing you'll be grousing about would be yourself? Or maybe the choice of shows on the tellys? I seriously think it beats than putting up with the crap you're facing day in day out...just my opinion...
Thats a huge floor!
"I don't understand ... why don't you just evict them and live by yourself?"
Hi Athena,
Maybe that isn't an option for him.
Maybe he is their tenant.
Maybe they are joint tenants.
Maybe he could not afford the rent alone.
Maybe he has been to anger management meetings after seriously damaging
previous flatmates, and this is his preferred way of dealing with it.
There are many possibilites. I don't think the choice of television
programmes is that bad.
Oh, no, no! Please, do not move out! I enjoy so much your blog! Sorry, it is not schadenfreude, it is just fun.
Though, I do feel sorry for you. I haven't shared for a very long time but I remember how bad it was sometimes.
Blog's are the stupidest thing ever thought up and ultilised on the internet.
You all suck
I love you. I think it's an intellectual crush.
DM x
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